Interviewer: Welcome to the Daily Updates Show. I am your host David Litmen and I am thrilled to have the highly distinguished clinician and researcher Doctor Mueller.
(Claps in background)
Mueller: Thank you so much for having me here today. It is an honor to be on the big stage.
Interviewer: Well, let's get started. As many of you know, Dr. Mueller requested to be here today.
Mueller: Yes, I did, and the reason for that is a big announcement regarding my newest medicine released just 3 days ago. All 2 million of you who bought it will likely want to hear this...i know after announcing this many consequences will come that will derail the rest of my life.
Mueller: With that being said...You all have 48 hours to live.
Patient: WHAT?!
Interviewer: Laughs sarcastically* Ok let's get serious now
Mueller: I am being serious... I’m so sorry, I will work endlessly to find a cure ASAP.
Patient: This mother fuuuuu
Interviewer: 5 hours later* I know nobody was expecting me to be back so soon but I must inform everybody doctor Mueller is no longer with us. He took his own life moments after his announcement.
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